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I Have a Ph.D. Funny Graphic T-Shirt – 'Pretty Huge Dick' Novelty Tee

I Have a Ph.D. Funny Graphic T-Shirt – 'Pretty Huge Dick' Novelty Tee

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Theme/Features: Wry, tongue-in-cheek academic humor with bold text on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Target Audience: Grad students, academics with a sense of humor, professors, nerdy pranksters.

Occasions: Thesis celebrations, lab parties, casual campus days, graduation after-parties.

This heavyweight tee sits like a comfortable inside joke you can wear. The soft, garment-dyed fabric feels broken-in from the first wear, and the relaxed cut lets you move through campus, meetings, or celebratory nights without fuss. The bold, deadpan text reads like a wink across your chest — a quiet bit of mischief that lands with people who know the grind of late nights and long footnotes.

Slide it on after a defense or throw it on for a casual lecture day. It pairs with worn-in jeans, hoodies, or a blazer for contrast—small rebellion, big laughs. Audience insiders will catch the humor; friends will grin, colleagues will smirk, and you’ll keep comfortable through every toast and post-defense meal.

Speak their language: mention your committee, the thesis, the defense, and those endless citation rounds. This tee reads like academic banter made wearable—casual, cheeky, and unmistakably earned.

Product Features:
1. 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting, soft comfort.
2. Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric with a lived-in texture.
3. Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability.
4. Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label.
5. Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces fabric waste and gives a clean silhouette.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting, soft comfort.
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric with a lived-in texture.
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces fabric waste and gives a clean silhouette.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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